Logo

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

08.06.2025 13:35

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Shane Bieber Suffers Potential Setback In Elbow Rehab - MLB Trade Rumors

What! how could you do that?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

True - how I loved my mum!

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Asian Shares Have Tepid Start Before US Jobs Data: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

What do you mean son?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Do you know what she said mum?

Scientists Uncover a Lost World Hidden Beneath Antarctica’s Frozen Tapestry for Millions of Years - Indian Defence Review

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.